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πριν την καταστροφή
BILLY Dad?
BILL Yes, Billy?
BILLY I was kind of wondering.
BILL Yeah?
Pause.
BILLY Nothing.
Pause.
BILL Did you have a good time with Johnny?
BILLY It was okay. He's a little girlish though.
BILL Oh. Yeah.
Pause.
BILLY Dad. Do you know how many inches your penis is?
Pause.
BILL I never measured.
BILLY Ronald Farber said his penis is twelve inches long. Do you think that's possible?
BILL What Ronald Farber doesn't know is that it's not length, but width that matters.
Pause.
BILLY Why?
BILL Things get a little more…tense.
Pause.
BILLY What do you mean…tense?
Pause.
BILL Have you been…practicing?
BILLY …Yeah. But it's no use. Nothing comes.
BILL You have to be patient. Your friend Ronald Farber, I can assure you, is full of crap.
BILLY Yeah. I bet yours is a lot wider and longer.
Pause.
BILL Do you want me to measure?
BILLY Nah, that's okay.
BILLY smiles, leans affectionately against his father.

μετά την καταστροφή
BILLY Dad?
BILL Yes, Billy?
BILL Everyone at school is saying things about you.
BILL Who is everyone?
BILLY Kids. You know. Everyone.
BILL What are they saying?
Pause.
BILLY That you're a serial rapist.
BILL Oh.
BILLY And a pervert.
BILL You mean, like what they painted on the house?
BILLY nods. Pause.
BILLY Dad…did you…did you…with Johnny Grasso and Ronald Farber…?
Pause.
BILL Yes.
Pause.
BILLY What did you…do?
BILL I…I touched them…
BILLY Whadya mean exactly…touched…?
BILL I…fondled them.
Pause.
BILLY What for?
BILL I couldn't help myself.
Pause.
BILLY What else?
BILL I unzipped myself…
BILLY Do you mean…masturbated?
BILL No.
BILLY Then…what?
BILL I…made love…
Pause.
BILLY What does that…mean?
BILL I fucked them.
Pause.
BILLY What was it like?
BILL It was…great.
Pause.
BILLY Would you do it again?
BILL Yes.
Pause.
BILLY Would you ever fuck me?
BILL No…I jerk off instead.
BILL weeps.
[σκηνές -οικογενειακής ευτυχίας- απ' το Happiness του Todd Solondz]